The Bell Tower

"If government were a toaster, I'd demand a refund"
Not since the Lord rested on the seventh day has the planet taken such a momentous pause as she did between the mighty question of freshly minted Senator Al Franken and soon to be Justice Sonia Sotom... [More]


Insulting “‘If private insurers say that the marketplace provides the best quality health care … then why is it that the government, which they say can’t run anything, suddenl... [More]


Jun
04

Bull

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Screw the press “So the commissioner changed his mind and fined James $25,000 for skipping the postgame news conference after Cleveland lost to Orlando in the Eastern Conference finals.” ... [More]


May
29

Mad Lib(erals)

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Cyber Czar “America has failed for too long to adequately protect the security of its computer networks, President Barack Obama said Friday, announcing he will name a new cyber czar to press fo... [More]


May
13

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

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End of an Icon “I want to be a role model for young woman with high hopes of pageantry, but now feel it more important to be a role model for my children. I am sorry and hope I have not let an... [More]


Awesome “If you can’t live by the rules that we live by … we should exclude you from this country and, what’s more, now we will make public those people that we have excluded,... [More]


May
02

Goody

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Endless hubris “If we don’t see some action in the next two months, on a voluntary switch to a playoff system, then you will see this bill move.” Is there any remaining aspect of li... [More]


Apr
20

Silly

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Nuts “The idealist in me is shocked and angry,” Woods says, that restrictions on guns have eased rather than tightened in the wake of tragedies like the one at Virginia Tech. “But t... [More]


Apr
14

Czar Nation

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Border Czar Really? Another frigging czar? How about a Pirate Czar? Or a North Korean Missle Czar? Maybe a Stem Cell Research Czar. How did they choose the family dog without a White House Dog V... [More]


Apr
08

Ef U

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God Help Us “I’m very expressive. I’m anti-fur, anti-rodeo, anti-circus when they come to Denver, and I thought, ‘Here’s a chance to be positive and say I love something... [More]