The Bell Tower

"If government were a toaster, I'd demand a refund"
Mar
06

Sanne Magnan

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Acting “The law was enacted to protect Minnesotans from the serious health effects of secondhand smoke,” Minnesota Health Commissioner Sanne Magnan said. “It is time for the curtain... [More]


Feb
20

Planeteer Alert!

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Two One Legged Fools In An Ass Kicking Contest “Both sides say they want to do what’s best for the environment. Treanor and Bissett, who drive a hybrid Toyota Prius, argue that trees abso... [More]


Feb
11

Hey Look

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Bill Maher thinks he’s “edgy” because he can see himself say dickhead and fuck in print. Asshole Come on, no list of assholes and fuck-ups could be complete without the Dipshit in ... [More]


Jan
24

Dungy

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For Crying Out Loud “If family is really first, doesn’t Dungy decide to live in the same city with his wife and children? Remember, Dungy not only has one adult daughter and a high school... [More]


Jan
19

Napolitano

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Statism “It wasn’t designated primarily for revenue generation but since we have it (and) it works, we want to move statewide,” Napolitano said. “We made that decision before ... [More]


Jan
17

Johnny

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John loves Reagan “Senator Obama … used Ronald Reagan — President Ronald Reagan — as an example of change. My view is I will never use Ronald Reagan as an example of change,” Edwards said in Henderso... [More]


Jan
09

Theory

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Brilliant “I’m going to get in trouble for this, but you know what? I have a theory that you can’t find any saints any more because of psycho-tropic medication. I think that the old days the sa... [More]


Dec
21

Hitler Youth

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Vomit Vinnie the Violator Yolanda Fields, Fayetteville’s community resources director, told the Northwest Arkansas Morning News the instruction in regulatory compliance constitutes a “f... [More]


Dec
14

Rosie

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If Yoda texted a blog through his cell phone, this is what it would look like: Stupid this is


Dec
05

More View

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Awesome “The following day she said she’d just been flustered by the question and did, indeed, know the earth was round.” We might need an entire category just for The View.