The Bell Tower

"If government were a toaster, I'd demand a refund"


by Admin | Tags:
I understand now why Nero fiddled during the Great Fire of Rome. Imagine sitting through a screening of Human Centipede Part 3 with a room full of people and the knowledge that the impression they leave with is the impression they will have of your entire country. That's what's happening to Americans right now. All of these people carrying on about #BelieveWomen in the Twitterverse are achiev... [More]


Big Foot

by Admin | Tags:
The only difference between Brett Kavanaugh's alleged sexual assault and Big Foot is that Big Foot has more witnesses willing to come forward and testify to his existence. The amazing thing is, this is the literal truth and not just a hilarious joke. There's a ridiculous trope making the rounds in Social Justice Media and elsewhere these days to the effect of: survivors deserve to be believed.&nbs... [More]



by Admin | Tags:
  Sanjay Gupta   In some ways, Dr. Sanjay Gupta's article is compelling and compassionate.  Starvation is a universal problem that humanity has never yet completely solved. That we might work collectively to eradicate hunger has been an elusive dream of mankind for a long time. It is a well-documented fact that democracy, liberty and the principles of Western Civilization gener... [More]

This campaign needs an enema.  The Bell Tower has been on vacation for too long.  There are so many myths and false stories hovering around this election, it will take two posts just to hit the high points: 1. Mitt Romney is a tax cheat. Really?  Why hasn't the President brought him to justice then?  We're supposed to believe that the man who singlehandedly killed Osa... [More]


White Hispanics

by Admin | Tags:
Huh? "Recent studies have shown that Latino identity is malleable, contextual and constantly evolving. Younger Latinos in particularly [sic] see no contradiction in calling themselves Dominican, American and black, or Caucasian, Hispanic-American and Colombian, or gaysian, blaxican, or any other racial-cultural-sexual amalgam that fits their nationality, genealogy, sexuality and mood..." - Guy Gar... [More]


Contempt For The Court

by Admin | Tags:
Apparently, the editors at The Bell Tower forgot to publish this excellent column about health care at the time it was written.  Since the editors, the publishers, the writers and the marketing team are all the same person, you'd think this process would be much more efficient.  Anyway, why wait all week for a long, rambling opinion from the Supreme Court when you can read a long, rambli... [More]

So let's examine some of these actual grievances that the Occupy Wall Street movement has insisted be brought to our attention.  We already know that "they" are the Evil Forces of Capitalism but what is it that "they" have so sinisterly done? "They have held students hostage with tens of thousands of dollars of debt on education, which is itself a human right." An interesting statement. ... [More]

Thuggery "Mike Keane, who owns O’Hara’s Restaurant and Pub, said that the theft of soap and toilet paper had soared and that one protester had used the bathroom but had failed to properly use the toilet." "In a widely distributed pamphlet, 'Welcome to Liberty Plaza: Home of Occupy Wall Street,' participants were instructed where to find relief. 'After you’ve dined,' it read... [More]

Gross "Polls showed that American voters generally endorsed a mix of spending cuts and tax increases. And plenty of neutral observers thought that the approach of the debt ceiling expiration would help forge a grand bargain." ... "House Speaker John Boehner was willing to entertain the possibility of several hundred billion dollars of increased revenues, until he realized he couldn't sell it ... [More]

Does Senator John Kerry actually listen to himself talk?  Only a politician such as Senator Kerry could fail to grasp his own absurdity here.  It was OK for Senator Obama to oppose raising the debt limit when he was in Congress because there was no chance his position had enough support to pass.  In other words, his position was unserious.  Now that Obama is in the White House ... [More]