The Bell Tower

"If government were a toaster, I'd demand a refund"
Jan
09

Theory

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Brilliant “I’m going to get in trouble for this, but you know what? I have a theory that you can’t find any saints any more because of psycho-tropic medication. I think that the old days the saints were hearing voices and they didn’t have any furosine to calm them down. [laughter] Now that we have all of this medication available to us, you can’t find a saint any more.” Pop Quiz: Of t... [More]


Jan
09

Unqualified

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Yawn Apparently, the polls were wrong in New Hampshire. Shocking. Most media outlets are spinning it as an amazing Hillary turnaround when really, they simply overvalued the Obama surge – but surge it was. Instead of admit how foolish and inaccurate all of this polling is, news agencies are trying to legitimize their blunder by running the unbelievable turnaround spin – like this i... [More]


Barack: The Rock: Same guy.


Jan
01

The Huxorcist

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There I was, sitting down at my computer after a long day to read the evening news and then… suddenly: EVIL!!! Mike Huckabee, a Republican relying on support from religious conservatives in Thursday’s hard-fought presidential caucuses, on Sunday stood by a decade-old comment in which he said, “I hope we answer the alarm clock and take this nation back for Christ.” In a te... [More]


Will Smith Loves Hitler “Even Hitler didn’t wake up going, ‘Let me do the most evil thing I can do today,’ ” Mr. Smith said. “I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was ‘good.’ ” First of all, he’s Will Smith. Why do we care what he thinks of Adolf Hitler? He makes mov... [More]


Dec
21

Ron Paul for President

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“I agree to this Constitution with all its faults … and believe farther that this is likely to be well administered for a course of years, and can only end in Despotism, as other forms have done before it, when the people shall become so corrupted as to need despotic Government, being incapable of any other.” - Benjamin Franklin This was a common view amongst the Founding generat... [More]


Dec
21

Hitler Youth

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Vomit Vinnie the Violator Yolanda Fields, Fayetteville’s community resources director, told the Northwest Arkansas Morning News the instruction in regulatory compliance constitutes a “full-blown interactive education program” and insisted it is not an attempt to get children to report on their parents. But Fields added that while the city recorded about 3,000 code violations i... [More]


Dec
20

Priceless

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You know how when you were 12 years old and your Mom and Dad gave you money so you could go out and “buy” them a present? Yeah, thanks for “buying” us gifts with our own money Hillary. A negative ad by the opposition couldn’t more succintly describe the contempt this woman and the people running her campaign feel for the American people. Hillary is like one of those... [More]


Dec
19

Synthetic DNA

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Scary “Experiments with ‘natural’ DNA indicate that when a faux chromosome gets plopped into a cell, it will be able to direct the destruction of the cell’s old DNA and become its new ‘brain’ — telling the cell to start making a valuable chemical, for example, or a medicine or a toxin, or a bio-based gasoline substitute.” Students? Berkley? M... [More]


Dec
19

White Supremacy

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Whatever Frankly, this is hardly a newsworth event. But I like the attitude of the campaign: “‘Dr. Paul stands for freedom, peace, prosperity and inalienable rights. If someone with small ideologies happens to contribute money to Ron, thinking he can influence Ron in any way, he’s wasted his money,’ Paul spokesman Jesse Benton said. “Ron is going to take the money a... [More]