My Body My Campus

“It showed we are ready to stop at nothing to get justice”, said student Julia Shindel.

So this is what students call justice in the modern age. Instead of sitting around watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force and drinking their bong water all day, they actually have to get in the car and drive across the street to buy rubbers before they sleep with their over-fed girlfriends. The horror.

The Dean should ship them all out to Afghanistan to be human shields for our underfunded soldiers. Do you see them finger painting on placards and belching at passers by? No. Get a job you hippie dirt bags and quit clouding up the newspapers with your pathetic, self-centered drivel.